Robert Cottrell

She was sitting in PacMed with Jana planning the perfect European vacation. She left Edinburgh just a few days before I arrived so I missed hanging out with another p13ner overseas. Instead all I got was a few stories of her adventures with Jana.

I thought I was IM-ing Erik but really it was Buster on the other end. I must have sounded like I had completely lost my mind.

He was sitting in PacMed with Andrej contemplating moving to Edinburgh. He’s there now, and I’m incredibly jealous. He has replaced me as Jana’s p13n friend in Scotland.

Bob can summon playwrights with simple incantations.

I didn’t drop the “s.b.” once and I want credit for it!

Baddins referred to me as Silent Bob at least half a dozen times throughout the evening. Of course, Silent Bob is a pretty cool guy and I can only hope to someday be even a fraction as cool as he is. But when Silent Bob does eventually speak, he usually says something profound. Or it least I recall it being profound in Chasing Amy. My conversation, however, was probably more like the lame Indiana Jones quote from Dogma.

I was walking to the Pike Place market and Erik crossed right in front of me and kept on walking. For the next five minutes he was no more than 10 steps in front of me. I was going to rush up and say hello but this boy was exhausted with only five hours of sleep after the Wrens show.

due to operator malfunction i am submitting this twice, robert. if you recieved both you can approve which ever you would like. please know that that could make things awkward between us. :)

because he is tall.
no, no…
because he inadvertantly solicted a hug from tori amos. (i didnt know hugging celebs was the new thing to do, but apparently everyone is doing it!)
no, no…
because he seems to be addicted to the ‘why things are awkward between me and …’ option. which i think is hilarious.
no, no…
because he is tall. yeah. because he is tall.

Bob is hardcore. After a night of drinking until 12:30 and a half hour walk home Bob can sit down and tweak out a database for maximum performance.

Did Tony Hawk ever perform a 360 kickflip mute grab while drunk? Heck no! And that is why Bob is totally hardcore.